Archive for July, 2011

Things I love

Posted: 27/07/2011 in Food & Drink, Humour, Serious

And here are some things I truly love, adore and wouldn’t want to be without…

  • My family
  • Curry
  • Tea
  • Laughter
  • 80’s music
  • KFC
  • Pizza Hut
  • Kebabs
  • Lager
  • Brandy
  • Indian head massage
  • My bed
  • Keira Knightley
  • Biscuits
  • Coffee
  • Orange juice and lemonade
  • McDonalds
  • Chicken fajitas
  • Jalapeno peppers
  • Television
  • Twitter
  • Kissing
  • Crisps
  • Melon
  • Friends
  • Knight Rider
  • Eva Longoria
  • My Sky+ box
  • My mobile phone
  • Custard pups
  • Pepsi Max
  • Cider
  • Muesli
  • Driving
  • Yogurts
  • Swearing
  • Cuddles

In no particular order, here are some things I really couldn’t give two fucks about…

  • Religion
  • Festivals
  • Football
  • Westerns
  • Jedward
  • Almost anything on BBC4
  • Amy Winehouse (before or after her death)
  • The Olympics
  • Tofu
  • Fizzy water
  • Justin Bieber
  • Britain’s Got Talent (it clearly hasn’t)
  • The Simpsons
  • Gordon Ramsay
  • Any of the Harry Potter movies
  • Keep fit
  • DIY
  • Quorn
  • Tomatoes
  • Myspace
  • Piercings and tattoos
  • Katie Price
  • Yoga
  • French cars
  • Any of the Kardashian family
  • Anyone with an MBE or OBE
  • Gardening
  • Cheese rolling
  • Smoking
  • The latest series of Top Gear
  • Découpage (and any other form of crafting)
  • Britney Spears
  • Sex & The City
  • John McCririck
  • People who beg for followers on Twitter
  • Butter
  • Vernon Kay
  • Curling
  • Yvette Fielding
  • The Chuckle Brothers
  • Hair toggles
  • Hollyoaks
  • Bruce Willis
  • Squid
  • Any soap operas
  • Motor caravans
  • False tits
  • R’n’B music
  • iPhones, iPads (and the cunts that use them)
  • Celery
  • Thai food (too much ginger and lemongrass)
  • Rosetta Stone language materials
  • Family Guy
  • Nissan Micras (and their drivers)
  • Pot pouri
  • Rioting cunts
This list is certain to grow over the coming days, weeks and months, so keep checking back.

I am not against immigration, nor do I hold a grudge against anyone who is seeking a better life by coming to Britain. However, there are a few things that those who have recently come to our country, and apparently some born here, need to understand.

As Britons, we have our own culture, our own society, our own language and our own lifestyle. This culture has been developed over centuries of wars, struggles, trials and victories fought by the untold masses of men and women who laid down their lives and of the millions of men and women who have sought freedom.

We speak ENGLISH, not Urdu, Polish, Lebanese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society, learn the language!

If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our culture. If St. George’s cross offends you, then you should seriously consider a move to another part of this planet.

We are happy with our culture and have no desire to change, and we really don’t care how you did things where you came from. This is OUR COUNTRY, OUR LAND, and OUR LIFESTYLE, and we will allow you every opportunity to enjoy all this.

But once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about Our Flag, Our Pledge, Our National Motto, or Our Way of Life, I encourage you take advantage of one other great British freedom, ‘THE RIGHT TO LEAVE’. We didn’t force you to come here. If you don’t like it GO HOME!!

You asked to be here. So accept the country that accepted YOU. Pretty easy really, when you think about it…