Things I don’t care about

Posted: 27/07/2011 in Food & Drink, Humour, Serious

In no particular order, here are some things I really couldn’t give two fucks about…

  • Religion
  • Festivals
  • Football
  • Westerns
  • Jedward
  • Almost anything on BBC4
  • Amy Winehouse (before or after her death)
  • The Olympics
  • Tofu
  • Fizzy water
  • Justin Bieber
  • Britain’s Got Talent (it clearly hasn’t)
  • The Simpsons
  • Gordon Ramsay
  • Any of the Harry Potter movies
  • Keep fit
  • DIY
  • Quorn
  • Tomatoes
  • Myspace
  • Piercings and tattoos
  • Katie Price
  • Yoga
  • French cars
  • Any of the Kardashian family
  • Anyone with an MBE or OBE
  • Gardening
  • Cheese rolling
  • Smoking
  • The latest series of Top Gear
  • Découpage (and any other form of crafting)
  • Britney Spears
  • Sex & The City
  • John McCririck
  • People who beg for followers on Twitter
  • Butter
  • Vernon Kay
  • Curling
  • Yvette Fielding
  • The Chuckle Brothers
  • Hair toggles
  • Hollyoaks
  • Bruce Willis
  • Squid
  • Any soap operas
  • Motor caravans
  • False tits
  • R’n’B music
  • iPhones, iPads (and the cunts that use them)
  • Celery
  • Thai food (too much ginger and lemongrass)
  • Rosetta Stone language materials
  • Family Guy
  • Nissan Micras (and their drivers)
  • Pot pouri
  • Rioting cunts
This list is certain to grow over the coming days, weeks and months, so keep checking back.
  1. Isaac Hunt says:

    I would also add:

    iPhones, iPads (and the cunts that use them)

    Arguments on Facebook walls – keep it private or fuck off

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