Archive for August, 2011

The funniest thing you’ll ever watch on YouTube. EVER.

I don’t know who came up with this, but I take my hat off to you. GENIUS!

Hello Rioters. Look at your friend, now back to me. Now at your friend, now back to me.

Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using petrol bombs and started using job centre he could potentially be me.

Look down, back up. Where are we? You’re at an interview with the man your friend could work for.

What’s in your hand? Back at me.

I have it. It’s an application form for that job you need.

Look again. The form is now money.

Anything is possible when you get a job and stop looting.

I’m at my job.

I always mix up Caroline Quentin and Pauline Quirk for some reason.

Perhaps it’s because they’re both ugly and have first names ending in ‘line’ and surnames beginning with ‘Q’?

Yeah, that’ll be it…

I’ve just received notification from http://www.urbandictionary.com that my definition of the term ‘pidge’ (as listed in my Hoffisms blog) is to be published. Sadly however, they opted not to publish my definition of the term ‘chubb’.

Click here to visit the page in question.

And if any of you would like my autograph, please get in touch.