About me

I have a wicked and dirty (some even say depraved) sense of humour! Somehow, innuendo, suggestion and general smut seem to make their way into conversations in which I’m involved…

I’ll laugh at inappropriate things and make inappropriate remarks, though not usually at inappropriate times… Sometimes though, I’ll surprise you with bursts of sensible, heartfelt, and emotional content.

You might say there’s something for everyone within these here pages – and I hope you’d be right.

UPDATE: I became an Uncle on 16th March 2011 to little Isla Marian Eve! You can read all about Isla and her story here.